Michael Jackson - Classic University Alumni

I am not going to talk about a bunch record sales and stats...that will be all over the television for the next few weeks, I will talk about what Michael Jackson meant to me and only me.

I have to admit, I was oblivious or in denial in a way yesterday. Just went on about my life like it was any other day but once the songs started pouring in on the radio and all the callers bringing up moments and memories, it all just took me back.

Not only were there too many hits to number, but those hit songs took me back to a time when every thing was good, all the family was here and at that time in my life it just felt so innocent. Michael Jackson is the G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time) and there will never be another to do it as big as or better than him. NO OTHER ARTIST EVER SHUT DOWN PRIME TIME TV TO PREMIER A VIDEO…BEFORE OR AFTER MJ!!!

I remember the whole family getting together to watch the big floor model TV as MJ premiered “Thriller” and then a few years later, he premiered “Bad”. Both of them came on at like 8pm at night on a regular (NON-CABLE) station!!!!!!!! WHO DOES THAT?

We were excited like it was the Superbowl about to come on. I remember watching Motown 25 after MJ sent his raggedy brothers off the stage and proceeded to make history by performing Billie Jean and doing the Moonwalk…..OMG!!

Video of Motown 25 Below


As a performer and artist, MJ changed the game and he will be missed. Michael Jackson, Classic University Alumni.

HE-HE!! CHA-MON!!!!!!

Instead of robots, this was a bad movie in disguise!

Ok, I have been holding this in, because as a huge Transformer fan I really hate to say this….but the movie had waaaaaay too much cursing, (glad I didn’t take my 3 year old) too much robot humping, too many big fake red funny looking lips, and it was just plain not good!

Wait a minute, let me explain, lets start with the foundation, the story, it was all over the place, very inconsistent, and frankly down right brainless. I don’t know about you but frankly I DON’T NOT CARE WHAT SAM WITWICKY’S MOTHER HAS TO SAY OR DO!!!!

I want to see Optimus Prime and Megatron getting it in!

I am very upset at how they punked Megatron, they made him this awesome hardcore beast in the first one and now he is transforming a running from tanks and guns and cant even catch some dumb little boy who is RUNNING on foot?!?!?! Are you serious? No really...are you really serious?

Not to mention they made him bow down to some other stupid robot the NO TRANSFORMER FAN HAS EVER HEARD OF CALLED “THE FALLEN”. What kind of name is that? IT IS AN ADVANCED ALIEN ROBOT FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!!!!

Speaking of robots, they made all the robots look totally unintelligent. After 2 years are we supposed to believe they have not fixed Bumblebee’s voice? Are we to believe they do nothing but transform and sit in a garage and wait for humans to say lets go? Transformers are supposed to be an advanced alien race and all they did was shoot at stuff and drive those babbling, idiotic characters around all day, with no input besides an occasional vulgar curse word. Not to mention, the way they did those ugly potty mouth twin robots was down right racist to be real honest.

I am highly disappointed; I cannot believe Spielberg let Mike Bay destroy a perfectly good franchise. This director is all about big sets and explosions, when the average fan is about substance and quality and this movie had none of that. If I see Michael Bay in the Mall, he better run.

I apologize to anyone who enjoyed the movie but please know that I LOVE the Transformers and I have some of the FIRST series of toys, none of this new fangled junk. I have been a huge fan since Megatron was a GUN and Soundwave was a tape recorder…YES I SAID TAPE!!! Not CD or IPod…TAPE!!!!!!

So PLEASE believe me when I tell you, I did not want to have to say all of this, I am very hurt right now. This is the same feeling I get when have to spank my child, by saying all this bad stuff about something I hold so dear!

A NEW SHERRIFF IN TOWN?

The Associated Press is reporting….

The Cleveland Cavaliers are close to acquiring center Shaquille O’Neal in a trade that would pair him with MVP LeBron James, multiple people with knowledge of the deal told The Associated Press early Thursday.

The Cavs and Phoenix Suns have reached an agreement in principle on the deal, which gives Cleveland two of the league’s biggest superstars.

O’Neal will join Cleveland in exchange for center Ben Wallace, guard Sasha Pavlovic, a second-round draft pick (No. 46 overall in Thursday’s draft) and cash, said the two people who spoke on condition of anonymity because the league still must approve the deal.
What an awesome trade…IF IT THIS WAS THE YEAR 2001!!

Granted the Cavs are getting Shaq for Ben “bad knee” Wallace and some tall white dude from Yugoslavia, basically they got Shaq for NOTHING! But let's be real, Shaq is pretty much DONE! The Cavs are known for being a defensive team and Shaq just don't do defense, Shaq is known for scoring points and he has not even been doing much of that lately.

It does help the team but the Cavs need some youth in the post, possibly a Zach Randolph maybe?

Let's just be real here, they need a new coach as well. The current coach Mike Brown, is good, but to win a ring they need better. With Mike Brown the team is cohesive, and defensive, which is great but as soon as they play a team with a decent, not great but a decent defense, he cannot draw up an offensive play to save his life.

Brown does not appear to make adjustments offensively, as he says “we just put the ball in Lebron’s hands and sit back and watch”. WHAT? You will never here something like that from Phil Jackson and he coached Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant., 2 of the best that have ever done it and he still made them function with in the offense.

Either way, this trade makes the NBA offseason a little more interesting and helps with the summer sports news which has been on life support since the NBA Finals ended. COME ON FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!

Classic Television...Hilarious

If you are anything like me, (due to my high degree of awesomeness it’s highly unlikely that you are like me) you have refused to watch the horribleness that is summer time TV! There has been one disaster after another, no real sports to watch, NOTHING!

Is the writers strike over yet, because it looks like they are just throw crap against the wall and seeing what sticks, where is the originality? Anywho…I digress, I almost turned this into another tirade…the fact that I have not watched this summer time horror movie called television I missed out on one of the best moments in television history. Below is a video of a 5 foot 9 inch 95 pound model, Joanna Krupa, doing what, Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb and Tony Romo couldn’t….put Terrell Owens in his place!
This is one of the most shocking and funniest things I have seen in a long time, I watched this video about 5 times, however Jeff Garcia and Donovan McNabb have watched it about 2500 times, they watch it like its NFL game footage and they have on their cell phone, their DVR, DVD, IPod shuffle, Zune, its probably looped on their TVs in the household, and Tony Romo has it as his voicemail when you call his house.

Take some notes Trent Edwards.

This is classic stuff right here, take a look.

DEPRESSED TIRADE!!!

YES IT’S TIRADE TIME AGAIN!!!!

I hate this time of year!!

The NBA playoffs just ended, there are no summer Olympics, baseball is just starting, (only up to about 70 games or so with about 7461 games left so no game is even close to being important), even hockey is done.

All the decent television shows are on hiatus, we are just left with “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” and that is worst than watching white paint dry on a white wall.


I CAN NOT TAKE THIS!!!!

The only thing keeping me going right now is the fantasy football oasis in this desert of dry television. It is a looooong way off but I can see it, oh yes I can see it, its right there in front of me.

The fantasy football magazines are in the stores, the 30 minute NFL Live on ESPN are starting to peak their head out every few days, my Championship ring is in the mail on the way to its CHAMPIONSHIP owner, I can even smell the mock drafts, the trash talk is in the air….yes its right there in front of me.

One of my drafts is exactly 2 months away to the day and I am going nuts!! In one of my leagues we are even trading draft picks already. I CANNOT WAIT!!!!

Yesss…the fantasy football oasis in this desert of dry television is right there in front of me.

MORE BUFFONERY!

HOW MANY CHAINS DO YOU NEED, AND WHY ARE YOU EVEN WEARING A BELT?!?!?

I hate to see this kind of foolishness. This college educated 32 year old rapper Plies is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the music industry.

Plies only has a two Gold records and has only been in the business for 2 years, so he is definitely not rich enough to wear chains like those pictured, and own real estate and have a decent financial portfolio.

Now that we can already see the chains and other jewelry, there is only 1 of 2 ways this thing can go, here are the two scenarios, either...

1. Plies is quite shrewd, the jewelry is fake and he lives in a mansion with tons of investments that bring in good money for him a regular basis.

2. Plies has about as much sense as hard rake, those chains are real, he lives with his mother in an apartment with 4 tricked out NON-APPRECIATING cars in the parking lot.

Now I don't normally judge a book by its cover but I will today, and judging by the expensive tattoos, the 47 chains, the designer boxers, designer belt and designer jeans, I am almost certain Plies falls under the the number 2 category.

What exactly is a "PLIES" any way?

Game, set and grunt!

Last week I posted this video.....

It was about the sounds that come out of the these crazy female tennis players. Well apparently is it more to this than just some loud unsexy noises, some think its cheating....really?!?!

Reuters reports.....

Martina Navratilova thinks it is cheating, Serena Williams does not even know she is doing it and now there is a Portuguese teenager who appears to cry out in agony when she hits the ball.
Grunting is back on the tennis agenda at the world's most famous tournament, which starts on Monday, and the big noise at Wimbledon could be 16-year-old Michelle Larcher de Brito.
At the French Open, her opponent Aravane Rezai complained about the racket across the net, telling the umpire it was distracting her.

Unrepentant as she heads into Wimbledon's first round as a wild card, Larcher de Brito has said grunting is "just something I have done always since I started playing tennis. I am going to keep on doing it because it is really part of my game."

Nine-times Wimbledon champion Navratilova, who found the grunting of Monica Seles off-putting, feels tennis officials should take a stand.

"The grunting has reached an unacceptable level. It is cheating pure and simple and it is time for something to be done," she said at an awards ceremony in Paris earlier this month.
Jimmy Connors grunted his way to eight grand slam victories in the 1970s and 80s. Ivan Lendl complained that Andre Agassi's grunting put him off. Today female players are under the spotlight as "decibel demons."

SEX APPEAL
A lion's roar is reckoned to reach 110 decibels. Former Wimbledon champion Maria Sharapova, who says she grunted since the age of four and cannot help it, has been measured at 101.
At her pre-Wimbledon news conference on Saturday, the first question to Sharapova was about grunting.

She was asked to comment on former champion Michael Stich saying that women players should not grunt because it was not sexy and sex appeal was the main attraction of women's tennis.
"No, I don't have an opinion on that," she replied crisply.

Also probed about her grunting, which has been measured at 88.9 decibels, 10-times grand slam champion Williams said it was "definitely not conscious. Sometimes I am so zoned I don't grunt, sometimes I'm so zoned that I do grunt."

Larcher de Brito was trained at the Florida academy of Nick Bollettieri, who nurtured such grand slam champions as Sharapova, Seles and Agassi. He says his academy has never encouraged grunting but argues that it does help players to release energy and stay focused.

This is the perfect opportunity for British tabloid newspapers to plug in their courtside "gruntometers" once more and wax lyrical with noise metaphors about police sirens, aircraft taking off and bull elephants bellowing. Wimbledon officials, meanwhile, will be all ears.
"We will be monitoring the situation. We work together with the International Tennis Federation and other grand slams on this issue," a tournament spokesman said.

The rules of the game state: "If the player is hindered on the point by a deliberate act of the opponent, the player shall win the point." Wimbledon umpires will need to decide if the player is grunting on purpose. The ball is firmly in their court.

MUST......HAVE......SAMMMMICH!!!!!!!

The Associated Press reported.......

A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich.

Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

Hamilton told police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left.

Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents.

Police have not found the attacker.

HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!!

This is what the sammmich monster was thinking....

Man I have to get to work, I wish this bus would hurr…..oh wow, is that a bologna sammich….OMG and its got cheese on it…..man I sooooo hungry. He is not just going to put mayo on the sammich right in front of the sammich monster is he?

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TEMPT THE SAMMICH MONSTA AND GET AWAY WITH IT? MUST…….HAVE………BOLOGNA AND CHEE…...........PUNCH…..RUN……EAT SAMMMICH!!!!!!!!!!

Holy modern miracles, Batman!

You only have two hands, which makes drinking and eating at the same time difficult.

Sure, you can hold a plate in one hand and your beer in the other, but then how do you get to the food? It's hard.

The Go Plate is a brilliant solution to that problem. It's a plate that fits over a bottle, cup or can, allowing you to eat off of your drink.

You can get a pack of 42 of the dishwasher-safe plates for $48, which should be plenty.

All you need is a straw for your beer and you are SET, because if you try to drink your beer before you take that plate off, the party is OVER!!

A New Hero?

The world is in turmoil, “THRILLER” tornadoes are every where, “BAD” flooding is killing thousands, the world recession, people are rioting in Iran over the recent election and Madonna just stole another black baby!!

With times so “DANGEROUS” what can we do now?

No worries, we have a new hero….BLITEMAN!!!!!

Bliteman’s known powers are to gyrate at super speeds, while grabbing himself and “Screaming” “HE-HE” at high pitch levels. While his enemies are disoriented Bliteman then strikes with a high kick from his huge “INVINCIBLE” feet.

It is believed that his name is derived from combining the words “Black and White”. Based on the fact that his hero costume is black and white (and glittery) as well as his black and white ethnicity. Bliteman’s origin has never been confirmed, Bliteman could be a “MOONWALKER” alien or could have gained his powers from some sort of freak accidental plastic surgery, no one is sure.

None of that matters now, with so many “OFF THE WALL” things happening in the world, we need a hero and here he is to “HEAL THE WORLD”.

The personification of buffoonery

The Dictionary defines BUFFOON as...

1 : a ludicrous figure
2 : a gross and usually ill-educated or stupid person

This is the picture that needs to be in the dictionary next to the abovementioned word.

For anyone that does not know, the buffoon on the picture is T-Pain.

A very talented man and he even has some class, but its REAL LOW!

Side note, I would be willing the gamble “THAT” chain that he spent close to a half of a million on “THAT” chain.

INSTANT CLASSIC!

If you do not know this face by now, you soon will. This is Laura Izibor (born 13 May 1987) on Griffith Avenue, Dublin, Ireland, is an Irish R&B singer of Irish/Nigerian descent.

Two days ago on June 16th 2009, Laura Izibor released her debut album "Let The Truth Be Told" here in the US. Two words…INSTANT CLASSIC!

I have listened to the album about 4 times and I cannot for the life of me figure out which song I like best. All 14 (The Deluxe Version) songs are great to me, even the remix of “From my heart to yours” is awesome.

I have literally listened to this album straight through 4 times. I cannot and have not skipped or fast forwarded through any of the songs.

It is a very soulful album while at the same time it covers a broad range of sounds. There are no insinuative lyrics, just decent, passionate lyrics put to good old feel-good music with exceptional singing and Classic University is forever a fan.

And Laura Izibor, there is a Classic University Scholarship waiting for you on campus.

HOW?

As many of you have heard by now the Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth pleaded guilty on Tuesday to manslaughter while driving under the influence of alcohol and was sentenced to 30 days in jail for the car crash that killed a pedestrian on Miami Beach. His jail term will be followed by two years of house arrest and eight years' probation.

Stallworth might even be allowed to play football during that time, if his community control officer and the NFL allow it, because people under house arrest are usually permitted to go to work or school, a spokeswoman for the Miami-Dade County state attorney's office said.

Donte will however be using the age old ANKLE EXPRESS (that means walking for all you squares) as transportation to the stadium because his driver's license has been suspended for life. "He cannot drive ever again for any reason. That is what the (victim's) family wanted..

Oh and lets not forget the mean old judge also ordered Stallworth to pay $10,000 in fines and perform 1,000 hours of community service. Stallworth’s blood tests showed he had a blood alcohol level of 0.126, well above Florida's legal limit of 0.08, when he hit and killed 59-year-old construction worker Mario Reyes.

HOW IN THE NAME OF BATPOOP CAN HE GET 30 DAYS WHILE MIKE VICK GOT 18 MONTHS FOR BANKROLLING DOG FIGHTS!?!?!!

Vick gambled on, fought and killed DOGS did he not? Since when is a HUMAN life less important than a DOG? The justice system is a total travesty!

Stallworth’s attorney said “He acted like a man, he reported it immediately to the police through 911, he remained at the scene, he co-operated fully with the Miami Beach Police Department,". I am not real sure but I have an eerie hunch Stallworth’s lawyer may be just a little biased.

Granted Stallworth accepted full responsibility for his actions and he did appear to man up, while Mike Vick denied it to the end and pretty much said I’m Mike Vick, you cant touch me, nana na na na na!!!

But still we are talking about DOGS as apposed to a HUMAN LIFE! There are no comparisons here. I know people love their dogs but this is totally outrageous.

Do NOT get me twisted here, I cant stand either of the players and this is CLASSIC UNIVERSITY, home of the OLDSCHOOL, where players play hard and shut up harder, where hustle and elbow grease are a unit of measure, where your own father will turn you into the po-po if you do something wrong....but fair is fair and a DOG is an ANIMAL and a human is…well a HUMAN!!

That used to account for something…not anymore I guess. I am a not an old man but it used to mean something in my day.

Close your eyes and listen.

We now have a new motivation to watch ladies play tennis. I am not sure the reason for the grunting and screaming but it is quite amusing. Check this out!

Straight Hustlin B!!

Check out this new, probably offensive advertisement, I found here at AdFreak. Hilarious!!!


Chicago-Lake Liquors in South Minneapolis has great prices on alcohol. The only problem is, it's located in "the hood," where you might actually run into some black people. What's a white person living in the affluent suburbs of Minneapolis to do? Well, you can learn to talk "black," maybe get some gold teeth, perhaps even take off your nice clothes and strut around in a wife-beater with your belly hanging out.

No one will know you're not actually black, and you might even make it out alive. That seems to be the message of this campaign from Brew in Minneapolis. See the print ads here, in which wealthy white folks from Bloomington and Eden Prairie say things like, "Oh no you dih-n't!" and "What's crack-a-lackin'?"

The 5 Worst Moments in Kobe Bryant's Life.

I like this article so much I just reposted it from here.

He might be on the cusp of his 4th NBA title, but I thought this would be a great time to take a look back at the low points of Kobe Bryant's career.

5. 2004-2005 NBA Finals
The heavily favored Lakers got demolished in 5 games by the Detroit Pistons. Here's how NBA.com summarized his performance:

...shot 38 percent for the series. By firing away at will, he helped the Pistons neutralize the effectiveness of O'Neal, who scored 20 points but made just 6-of-16 free throws.
Our first glimpse into the selfish, phony side of Kobe.

4. Phil Jackson calls him "uncoachable"
In "The Last Season" Jackson suggests Bryant's influence on the dissolution and labels him "uncoachable." According to Jackson, in Bryant's exit interview with him he stated that O'Neal's fate with the Lakers would affect his decision to return, saying "I'm tired of being a sidekick."
Kobe runs two future Hall of Famers out of town. In the three subsequent years, the Lakers records are 34-48, 45-37, 42-40.

3. Shaq's Rap about Kobe Losing in the Finals


Shaq rips into Kobe while free-styling at a NYC club last summer. He calls him out for losing in the playoffs (more on that later) and for ratting on him about cheating on his wife. Thanks to the web, the rap makes its way around the world in days. Kobe pretends it doesn't bother him.

2. The 2003 sexual assault allegation
The infamous rape case. Bryant admits to having sex with a 19-year hold Colorado hotel employee, but denies the rape. I won't get into all the details of the encounter, but needless to say, Bryant suffers months of bad press.

The case is dropped after the girl refuses to testify, but she files a civil suit and a settlement is reached. We are left with the priceless mugshot and images from that ridiculous press conference where Bryant tried to make himself cry as he defended himself to his wife and the world.

1. Game 6 of the 2008 NBA Finals.
Despite being heavy favorites, the Lakers are manhandled by the Celtics. The series turned in Game 4 when the Celtics rallied from 24-points down to beat the Lakers in Los Angeles. Kobe reaches rock bottom when his limp Lakers lose by a record 39 points in the deciding Game 6.

With the outcome assured, Boston fans sang into the night as if they were in a pub on nearby Canal Street. They serenaded the newest champs in this city of champs, and taunted Kobe Bryant and his Lakers, who drowned in a green-and-white wave for 48 minutes.

That's my list. Arbitrary observers would have the sexual assault case #1, but to this Celtics fan, nothing will ever surpass the look on his face during Game 6.

HILARIOUS!!!!

Death of Auto-Tune!?!?

“This is anti-autotune, death of the ringtone, this ain't for itunes, this ain't for sing-along”

The first words uttered in the new song “DEATH OF AUTO-TUNE” by rapper, mogul Jay-Z, a man after my own heart. I as well very strongly dislike auto-tune! Being a fan of the Oldschool, hence the name CLASSIC UNIVERSITY, I love the times when a great voice and great music was all that counted.

Even in Oldschool hip-hop it was all about the artistry of the lyrics and the skill it took to write poetic words. Now in the auto-tune age, its about who sells the most records, who looks the best or who is the most “gansta”. I put “gansta” in quotes because 95 percent of these so called “gansta” rappers, are just acting tough, that is why they can transition into the movies business so easily

Now-a-days because of the auto-tune era we have singers who really cannot sing are selling millions of records, those “gansta” rappers who cannot really rap, are now singing over beats with auto-tune and of course, selling millions of records.

Are they creating decent music? To some degree yes, but are they staying true to the art form? Not be any stretch of the imagination.

Can you imagine Luther Vandross or Donnie Hathaway using auto-tune? Can you imagine Rakim or KRS-ONE singing melodies in a rap song? It is all about the mighty dollar.

So personally I say kill the auto-tune…murder it and reduce it to ashes!!

When Jay-Z introduced the song at the Hot 97 Summer Jam he had T-pain standing right next to him and mentioned Kanye West on the track so I am guessing they are in agreement. Mind you these 2 Kanye West and T-Pain have been auto-tunes greatest sponsor. In fact T-Pain’s whole career has been almost nothing but auto-tune, so if he is willing to grow, then the industry should be willing to do the same.

There is only fitting way to end this post is with a verse from the song, “DEATH OF AUTO-TUNE”….

You rappers singin too much,
Get back to rap you T-Pain'n too much
Ah, I'm a multi-millionaire
So how is it I'm still the hardest(expletive)here?
I don't be in the project hallway
Talkin' bout how I be in the project all day
That sounds stupid to me,
If you a gangsta, this is how you prove it to me
Yeah, just get violent
This is death of autotune, moment of silence

la da da da, la da da da ... hey hey hey goodbye!!!

When does it end?

The nappyafro.com reported...

A few Tuesday’s ago (May, 19th to be exact) we saw album releases from Busta Rhymes, Method Man & Redman, & of course, Eminem. This was so far the biggest release date of 2009. All three acts that I mentioned are veterans in the game and well respected by their peers. Another thing they have in common:

They’re all over the age of 30.

If you think about it, most of Hip-Hop’s elite are over the age of 30. I guess it’s no longer a young man’s game. So I was thinking, since you see a lot of lists with titles such as “25 Hottest Celebs Under 25” or “40 Richest Under 40”, why not The Best 30 Rappers Over 30?

But for this list, we got set some ground rules. #1 of course is the most obvious; you gotta be over the age of 30 (That throws out people like Weezy, Lupe, Drake, & T.I.). #2, you have to be 30 as of this list (Both The Game & Joe Budden will be 30 this year, but aren’t as of yet). #3, you got to be active and releasing records with new material that relevant (Rakim & Big Daddy Kane are legends but they don’t make this list). Other than that, the only requirement is being 3-0 or older. So, here’s it: The Best 30 Rappers Over 30 (Ordered from oldest to youngest). 30 is the new 20! Did I forget anybody? (Update: Fabolous replaces Beanie Sigel)

Ice Cube (June 15, 1969) - 39
Jay-Z (December 4, 1969) - 39
Raekwon (January 12, 1970) – 39
Q-Tip (April 10, 1970) - 39
Redman (April 17, 1970) - 39
Ghostface Killah (May 9, 1970) - 39
Fat Joe (August 19, 1970) - 38
Scarface (November 9, 1970) - 38
DMX (December 18, 1970) - 38
Method Man (April 1, 1971) - 38
Snoop Dogg (October 20, 1971) – 37
Common (March 13, 1972) - 37
Busta Rhymes (May 20, 1972) - 37
Black Thought (October 3, 1972) - 36
Eminem (October 17, 1972) - 36
Bun B (March 19, 1973) - 36
Nas (September 14, 1973) - 35
Mos Def (December 11, 1973) - 35
Andre 3000 (May 27, 1974) - 35
Styles P (November 28, 1974) - 34
Big Boi (February 1, 1975) - 34
Jadakiss (May 27, 1975) - 34
50 Cent (July 6, 1975) - 33
Talib Kweli (October 3, 1975) - 33
Rick Ross (January 28, 1976) - 33
Cam’ron (February 4, 1976) - 33
Kanye West (June 8, 1977) - 31
Ludacris (September 11, 1977) - 31
Young Jeezy (October 12, 1977)- 31
Fabolous (November 18, 1977) - 31

I am going to write my congressman to see if they can put an age limit on RAPPING! Rappers are almost 40 years old still talking about clubs and cars.

It is sickening and sets a bad example for real teenagers. I would be willing to bet that at least 3 of the guys on this list are honest to goodness GRANDFATHERS!!!

KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN! And I am not talking about drinking and driving!

Coincidence? NO WAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

This video is from the man who gave Michael Jordan his fire...Leroy Smith.

He will Motivize! Pulverize! Realize! This is the unbelievable infomercial for Get Your Basketball On. http://www.getyourbasketballon.com

Leroy says... "I'll teach you the skills you need to dominate opponents the same way I dominated Mike...when we were in tenth grade."

Hilarious!