Monday, December 7, 2009

Have to have this!!!

The Light & Sound Hat will not only keep your ears warm, and make you cool as well.

It features two light-up equalizer panels and built in speakers, it can be connected to your iPod or other compatible MP3/MP4 players, cellphones in order to let its amplified speakers get to work. Compatible with any music player with standard headphones output.

Featuring two light-up graphic equalizer panels and built in speakers, this headgear will not only keep your ears warm it allows you to listen to music as it glows along to the beat!

This means that as well as being a Hat you can attach your iPod or other MP3 player, mobile phone, or whatever you’re using to play your music and the amplified speakers provide excellent quality sound.

The EQ panels on the sides will pick up the beat and pulse along in time, turning you into a groovy musical light show.

Coolest hat ever!!

Mugshot Tee

Awesome T-shirt


Everything should taste like Bacon!
Now you can make yourself taste like bacon. Our Bacon Flavored Lip Balm is a constant reminder of the awesome power of bacon.

Friday, November 13, 2009

The Face of Failure!?!

Ok I have to say this….The NFL game last night WAS ONE OF THE WORST GAMES EVER!!!!!!!!

I don’t know if the NFL Network production was bad or if there were 15 people in the stands, maybe it was both but it was horrible either way!

I mean this was supposed to be the premiere of the NFL Network's games for the season and they picked that horrible game and those horrible commentators.

They could have picked Cincy at Pittsburg, Dallas at Green Bay, or even Philly at San Diego and they picked a Division 3 game....It felt like I was watching a High School game or possibly a game between Laburnum State University and Colonial Heights Community College!

I would have rather watched a game between some horrible Black least halftime would have been good!!!

My class was cancelled last night, so I was excited to get home to see my family and to get to see the early game, but I feel asleep 3 times…EARLY IN THE GAME!!!

It was like watching paint drying and grass growing at the same time!

The commentating was worse than the game!! With all the great personalities on the NFL Network why would they choose that LOSER from the Detroit Lions Fiasco! Why would anyone hire him for anything?!?

After what Matt Millen did in Detroit the only thing I would hire him for is consulting…ON WHAT NOT TO DO, either that or replacing the entire urinal cakes in my office building.

How does he keep getting jobs? He must have naked pictures of all the right people. I mean I have some naked pictures of some very important people but the only problem is that I am in the pictures too, so they don’t have quite the same impact….sigh.

Have to have this!


This clock was created using an old recycled Fischer turntable and a Doobie Bothers album, Minute by Minute, which is replaceable.

The clock movement is quartz, and requires 1 AA battery (included). The album size is 33. The entire clock measures 17"w x 14h and hangs on the wall with 2 hangars on the back.

It will make a great conversation piece on your wall.

These clocks are made from actual recycled turntables and albums.

So oldschool I think I love it.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I am in love!

What’s cooler than the Oldschool? If you are like me, you would say NOTHING; however I think I just found it. With this new product, the Oldschool has just met the new school and they look like soul mates.

When I saw this radio, I heard choir music and sunrays filled the room…the look, the CLASSIC UNIVERSITY FEEL, the awesomeness levels are through the roof!
You get the Oldschool feel of a boom box, with the new school feel of an iPod, so there is no cassettes, no slow rewinding, no ejecting, no flipping the cassette, no nothing but gigabits of music with an Oldschool look…I love it!!
It is a iPod Boombox. The Lasonic i931 ($120) is a portable music system in true retro ghetto blaster style, you can play this Boombox via an iPod dock."The i931 features playback of MP3s via an iPod dock, usb port, or SD/MMC card slot. In addition, the i931 has AM/FM radio, remote, mic input, and bass and treble EQ controls. The system is capable of blasting out 15 watts per channel through separate woofers and tweeters. Headphone jack output Radio function (AM/ FM) Large text display on LCD Full function remote controls Separate bass and treble controls Many adjustable features in menu Accurately real time clock display Volume level indication (LED) Powerful Audio Output USB slot compatible Support USB flash drive and SD/MMC card to playback MP3 files iPod control available for playback, charging and interaction Mic Mix with /ECHO VOL Max power 15 watts.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

You sank my 12 steps!

This is the Enigma, the classic Battleship game turned into a simple to play (and fun) bar game. It´s played just like the usual Battleship game with one addition.
If you miss the target you drink a sip of liquo.....I mean water, and if you hit an enemy boat you opponent empties the corresponding shot glass. The exterior design of the wood case was based on the enigma encrypting machine as well as the game´s name. The game also features a radar screen to mark the shots of each player and a list of the ships remaining.Have fun, and drink responsibly!

This May Be the Coolest Thing I have ever Seen!!!

If you like being distracted by projections and animations while you play pool, the Obscura CueLight is for you. It uses sensors and an overhead projector to create images that follow the balls as they bang around the table.

The system itself will set you back $80,000, no pool table included. At the Esquire Ultimate Bachelor Pad, where it's currently set up, it's projecting on a $125,000 pool table. So at $205,000...Bottom line: you can't afford it.

In addition to this setup, where the balls reveal an image hidden underneath, you can also set it up to have flames track behind the balls, or water that ripples as the balls pass over it. It's a pretty awesome trick, one that works surprisingly smoothly.

They're working on new software that will make it more useful than flashy, too. Imagine playing pool and having the lines where you should shoot projected down on the table, with a computer doing all the math necessary to show you just where to aim and how hard to hit. I have to have this!!!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

What the WHAT!!?

Some little young punk did this....

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. – An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades. Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School.

The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him. The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.

He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize. Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag. Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time.

If this little young punk put this kind of creativity and time in to his school work, he wouldn't need to hide his report card!!!

Is this good or bad?

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

The Associated press reported....

CRESTWOOD, Mo. – A 68-year-old man who still works at the first McDonald's restaurant in Missouri has been honored for 50 years of service.

Leonard Rhomberg began his job at a McDonald's restaurant in the St. Louis suburb of Crestwood in 1959, the year after it opened. And he still works there five days a week.

KSDK-TV reports that the restaurant's owners, Patrick and Tom Hillmeyer, thanked Rhomberg on Wednesday with a cake, gifts and a St. Louis Cardinals jersey.

It is good that he worked anywhere for 50 years, but....ITS MCDONALDS!!!!

Like ummm....check this umm...

This is not even funny...I don't even know what to say to this....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Innovative concept pen by Korean designer Jinsu Park allows you to scan any color from your environment and instantly use it for drawing.

The color is detected by the RGB Color Sensor inside the pen, then the red, green, and blue inks are mixed together to create the desired color.
I have to have this....

Friday, September 11, 2009


This site is called Classic University because to me, the Oldschool is the only school. As the Dean of Classic University, I just like certain things the way they used to be, and I would very much like them to go back there.

For example, the other day I was in Home Depot and I just happen to see something called “Hand Scraped Maple”. HUH?!?! Explain to me What that is please? It looked like WOOD to me!

Whatever happened to simple things like Maple wood or Cherry wood, it has to be hand scraped now?

My favorite color used to be Blue, remember that color? The color blue is like a fossil now, they have new and improved blues like, Prussian Blue, Yale Blue and Cobalt Blue, I have even seen LAKE MICHIGAN BLUE…WHAT THE WHAT!?!?!

Lake freaking Michigan Blue? Who is thinking this crap up? It’s all motivated by the love of money and the LOVE of money is ruining this world. How you say?

Next time you are in target or some other store that sells cosmetics, go by the cosmetic aisle and you will see 1.27 billion different colors divided between 3 or 4 different manufacturers. Women are being tricked into believing that diamond blue looks better on them than peacock blue, and yes those colors actually do exist. So as a result, women go and buy 12 different colors and to see which one looks best on them.

And don’t even get me started on trying to pick a color to paint a room, have you ever seen a paint color wheel? The Sherwin Williams website color wheel has over 1500 colors in it….1500!!!!!! (1561 different colors to be exact)

Now I have a public school education so please help me on this one…there are 3 primary colors right? Then you add 3 more secondary colors, and they makes 6 colors, is that correct? Yet Sherwin freakin Williams came up with over one thousand five hundred fifty four more colors?

You are being brain washed people, it is a conspiracy to take your money!!

I remember as a child wanting the box of 64 crayons, you know the one with the with the crayon sharpener on the back of the box…AWESOME…I wanted it so bad I was ready beat up a kid and take his box of 64 crayons.

Tell me this...what kid needs 64 different colors to color Tom (a gray cat) and Jerry (a brown mouse) in a coloring book? I remember that box of 64 had gray as a color and in the same box it had the color silver…in the coloring book world, SILVER IS GREY!!! Wait, my bad, I meant say GRAY, but don’t worry cause GREY is whole other color, so there are no wrong answers here.

Some think its pure genius to come up with such a money making scheme, as an old school activist, I think its pure evil.

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall...

These are top choices of them all!!!
How cool is this, an Ipod touch mirror! LOL!
The infamous MUGSHOT mirror, when you look in the mirror it looks like you are posing for a mugshot.
This mirror has a scrolling LED message board mounted behind a glass mirror.
This cool mirror lists 120 celebrities by height and guarantees to have people loitering in front of it trying to make themselves more Michael Jordan Instead of Bruce Lee.

All of these are great conversation pieces and very original. I love them all and only wish, I could have thought of it myself.

Buddy Desk!?!?

Introducing, the Buddy Desk!! This is an innovative steering wheel desk that can be used as a laptop mount, a lunch table or a writing surface. It easily attaches to your steering wheel and is ready for use in just a few seconds.
Not surprisingly, this product comes with a disclaimer that advises you to only use this desk while your vehicle is parked with the engine turned OFF
Ok so here is my take...we can't drive and drive, now we can't text and drive and but they sell us something that helps us eat, drink and play video games on your laptop while you drive!?!?!
Are you kidding me?!? What's next, microwave ovens in the glovebox?

The Nines have it!!!

The Associated press reported this....

LA CROSSE, Wis. – No doubt. The nines have it. Chuck Berendes of La Crosse said he will never forget the birthday of this third child, born Wednesday on the ninth day of the nine month in the year 2009.

Nor will Berendes and his wife, Polly, forget Henry Michael's arrival time — at 9:09 a.m. by Cesarean section at Franciscan Skemp Medical Center in La Crosse.

But they got the biggest laugh when the newborn was placed on the delivery room scale following his birth. Berendes said it was metric scale so the doctor did the math in his head, but to make sure, he had the nurse also do the conversion.

Berendes said they broke into laughter when the nurse told them Henry weighed 9 pounds, 9 ounces.

Friday, August 28, 2009

A man after my own heart!

In the video below is the MAN Mike Singletary, head coach of the San Francisco 49ers, as he talks about a player, Vernon Davis, whom he sent off the field DURING a game for not being a team player.

49er’s Tight End Vernon Davis had been penalized by NFL referees for doing something boneheaded, AFTER THE PLAY WAS OVER, and then tried to defend himself to coach Singletary on the sideline. At that point Singletary had had enough and sent him to the locker room.

That act as a head coach in itself was nothing short of AWESOMETASTIC, but add to that, the fact that Vernon Davis was a first round top 10 pick in the NFL 2006 draft and has done pretty much NOTHING ever since entering the league, so to send him off the field for being a jerk was just pure CLASSIC UNIVERSITY genius by itself.

However the beloved Mike Singletary did not stop there…noooo, he showed even more CLASSIC UNIVERSITY skills by having THIS press conference after the game.

I personally loved what he had to say, I hate these cry baby players who have never done ANYTHING but for some reason think people should cater to them.

I hate players who have done A LOT and think people should cater to them. You think because you can run fast and have muscles that makes you a better man? Real men are men like MIKE SINGLETARY, men with honor, work ethic and heart, so if you want some respect, try earning it.

Vernon Davis…GO GET A HAIR CUT PUNK!!!

Eagles fans are the best!

In case you are not sure, this is what you think it is...a painted or tagged wall with a mural of Michael Vick (who incedentally looks like Ray Lewis), in his new Eagle’s jersey choking a dog wearing an Tony Romo jersey…..PRICELESS!

Thursday, August 20, 2009


The Berlin Associated Press reported....

The IAAF has asked the South African athletics federation to conduct a gender verification test on 800-meter runner Caster Semenya amid concerns she does not meet the requirements to compete as a woman. Caster Semenya.

The 18-year-old Semenya won the 800 final on Wednesday at the world championships in a world leading 1 minute, 55.45 seconds, beating defending
champion Janeth Jepkosgei by a massive 2.45 seconds. Jennifer Meadows of Britain took bronze. Olympic champion Pamela Jelimo was eliminated in qualifying.

The IAAF requested the gender test about three weeks ago, after Semenya
burst onto the scene by slicing her personal bests in the 800 and 1,500 by huge

IAAF spokesman Nick Davies stressed that "it's a medical issue, not
an issue of cheating." He said the "extremely complex, difficult" test has
been started but that the results were not expected for weeks.

The verification test requires a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender.

"So we're talking about reports that are very long, very time consuming," Davies said. South Africa team manager Phiwe Mlangeni-Tsholetsane would not confirm or deny that Semenya was having a gender test, but said "there was no cheating on our part." "We entered Caster as a woman and we want to keep it that way," Mlangeni-Tsholetsane said. " Our conscience is clear in terms of Caster. We have no reservations at all about that."

Although medals will be awarded for the 800, the race remains under a cloud
until the investigation is closed, and Semenya could be stripped of the gold
depending on the test results, IAAF general secretary Pierre Weiss said.

"If at the end of the investigation it is proven that the athlete is not female, we will withdraw the medal," Weiss said. "But today there is no proof and the benefit of doubt must always be in favor of the athlete."

Semenya qualified for Wednesday's final with a top time of 1 minute, 58.64 seconds, and posted the world's top time this year of 1:56.72 three weeks ago at the African junior championships in Bambous, Mauritius.

Does anyone besides me find this HILARIOUSLY FUNNY?!?! I mean I am just saying...I wouldn't fight her!

What did you EGGspect?

The Peter Petrie Egg Separator is the most unappetizing kitchen tool EVER. And best of all, it actually works.

This little devil is a hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a puzzled expression and a huge nose.
It works when you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward.
Then this little booger, pardon the pun, while the yolk is blocked by the nose, the rest of the egg tastefully drips through the nostrils and into your bowl.
Use it whenever you need egg, either for just the yolks or whites for omelet's, cakes, or other recipes.
You kow you want one, you sick freak.

What the WHAT!?!?

This is one of the coolest, sickest kitchen gadgets I have ever seen!!!

I love it!! It’s a kitchen knife block that is shaped like a human head. This is so awesome, unless of course you are offended by this, then it’s disgusting and I am sickened by it.

The Classic University Scholarship Goes To....

In a world full of players like Brandon Marshall, Terrell Owens, Adam Pacman Jones and recently sentenced Plaxico Burress, it feel good to know there are some good people out there who care more about the team than about than themselves.

Let me introduce you to one, meet Mississippi State hoops center Jarvis Varnado, who has led the nation in blocks for two years straight, and propelled the Bulldogs to an SEC title and NCAA Tournament appearance last season.

That may seem like a big deal but suddenly he is playing as a walk-on. What happened to his scholarship?

Here is where Jarvis just earned himself a Classic University Scholarship.

With incoming players John Riek and Renardo Sidney both signed by the Bulldogs for this coming season, coach Rick Stansbury found himself one scholarship player over the NCAA limit of 13.

So Varnado put his name in the NBA draft, thus giving up his scholarship, with the understanding that he could then take out a loan to pay for his senior year of school.

Unbelievable…..Jarvis went into debt so that another player could attend college, and the Bulldogs could get that much stronger.

Varnado tested the NBA Draft waters before withdrawing in May. Now, he’s like quite a few of his classmates — indebted to student loans for the $5,151 that it costs for a full-time undergraduate student per year at Mississippi State.

Bracky Brett, MSU’s associate athletic director for compliance, said the arrangement is OK by NCAA rules and is no different than when any of State’s
other walk-ons incur student loan debt to pay their way through school.
If Sidney and/or Riek are not cleared, Varnado could be placed back on State’s
scholarship roll.

But for now, Varnado, who led the nation in blocked shots
the last couple of years, appears to be the leading candidate for the title of
nation’s best non-scholarship player.

Jarvis Varnado, you sir are a product of the Oldschool, where team comes first and home of those that know that if you do right by others its comes back to you. I salute you Jarvis Varnado and offer you a scholarship to the Classic University.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Madden 10 making it rain...

Most games available for online consoles like the Xbox 360 and PS3 let players download special bonus content for a nominal fee.

But with a massive list of game-enhancing tweaks on offer -- many of which amount to little more than typical game cheats -- does the upcoming blockbuster Madden NFL 10 charge too much for too little?

Money, Money, Money, Money...Money.
Gaming blog Joystiq points out some of the game's quirkier downloadable items, which include everything from simple one-time enhancements (letting a severely injured player fully recover, giving all players a 10% stat boost for one play) to the more robust "Elite Status" download. For $5, Elite Status will let players "access exclusive VIP lobbies, leaderboards and play the all new Elite Gametype," which is essentially a tougher difficulty setting.

In other words, you'll pay $60 for the game, then an additional $5 if you want to enjoy the sum of its features.

That kind of nickel-and-diming has in the past proven irksome. Shortly after releasing their award-winning role-playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, publisher Bethesda unveiled their first piece of downloadable content: armor for a character's horse. Though priced at a meager $2.50, gamers were outraged at what was considered at the time to be an act of gouging them for extra cash for content that should have been in the game from the outset. Similar complaints were aimed toward game maker Capcom over a downloadable extra mode in their hit game Resident Evil 5, as well as EA for a $5 "unlock everything" cheat code in the skateboarding sim Skate 2.

What do you think about this?

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Introducing... the THiPhone!

The Thiphone, it looks ludicrous? The Thiphone ($30), it is a holder for your iPhone that wraps around your thigh and lets you use your iPhone with one hand whilst sitting down. And You also use your hands for other stuff. For Commuters or Truckers or For Frequent Flyers, or maybe some guys will love it.

It features design to set on your thigh at an angle so that your iPhone toward your face. This makes watching a movie on a plane comfortable and it also positions the microphone and speaker for better use the speakerphone option.


Not sure if this is real or honest it can't be real...but this is one the coolest things I have ever seen!!!

Catch me if you can!



Both are great, although the latter is very suspect...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!

Monday, August 10, 2009

What the WHAT!?!?!

For all those that don't know, this is J. Alexander. And for all those with eyes, yes, he is a man...or of the male species...or he was born a man...yeah that's better.


An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.
I was going to say something about this but, I really don't need to...he was able to get a gun in to a prison by hiding it in his rolls of fat. END OF STORY!!!
I take that back....I do have something say...first off he told a prison guard he did it, then he didn't even bring bullets under all that fat. What an idiot!! First you tell on yourself and keep the good for nothing evidence.
You could have sold that gun for tons of cigarettes and then use those cigarettes to get some money and use the money to buy some food from the prison commissary to support his habit...EATING HABIT!!! DUMMY!!

Friday, August 7, 2009

Cool this is!!!

Yoda…on your back…teaching you…and carrying your stuff inside him. Perfect for any Star Wars fan!


How can anyone justify this in their mind? Is it any wonder why babies keep having babies?

Friday, July 31, 2009

Why Didn't I think of that?

This is one of the coolest things ever!!
Its a full size wooden baseball bat that is a real working peppermill.
I would be the hit at the next BBQ!!
This is so cool I am upset that I didn't think of it first.
Get your own right here at

Thomas the Transformer?

Transforms into
It is Thomas The Transformer. The Transformer is made up of three Thomas The Train: red, blue and green Thomas. HOW COOL IS THAT!?!?!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

What a Loser!!

Reuters reported....

French police called off their search for a woman who threw herself in front of a speeding train when they found that she had dragged herself home and gone to bed, a court source told Reuters Wednesday.

The 58-year-old, who suffered from depression, jumped in front of the train Tuesday as it sped through the station at Herrlisheim near Strasbourg at around 150 km per hour, prompting the driver to alert the police.

Discovering only a small blood stain on the train and the platform, police called in helicopters to find the woman who they presumed had been sent flying by the collision, public prosecutor Laurent Guy said Wednesday.

But the search was called off when the woman's partner, returning from a night shift, found her lying in bed with a broken arm and other injuries and rang the emergency services.
The woman, who had attempted suicide in the past, was subsequently hospitalized.
She can't even kill herself successfully!!
She tried to kill didn't work so she went home to take a nap?!!?
I would hate me too!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Iron Man 2

USA TODAY reported....

Tony Stark is out of the superhero closet, and it's no picnic.

The sequel to last summer's blockbuster, which began shooting three weeks ago and opens May 7, 2010, takes place six months after Stark revealed his identity as Iron Man, says director Jon Favreau. And the development is playing out with unexpected results. "How many superheroes are open about their true identities?" he asks. "We wanted to play with that idea. But it obviously has consequences — in his relationships, on the team. There are a lot of areas we can explore."

He hopes to have all other Iron Man 2 details locked down — even though he's sending dispatches via Twitter from the set. "It's never easy with summer movies, but we're trying to keep as much a surprise as possible," he says.

That means no new dirt on replacing Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle, or how the crime-fighting team S.H.I.E.L.D. will ultimately come together. Or how he'll work in new characters. Among those signed on for this go-round are Mickey Rourke as Whiplash, Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow and Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer.


Tron Legacy is a forthcoming 2010 science fiction film. It is a sequel to the 1982 film Tron. Joseph Kosinski is directing the film, while the previous film director, Steven Lisberger, returns as a producer. Jeff Bridges will reprise his role as Kevin Flynn, while Garrett Hedlund will portray Flynn's now-adult son, Sam. The other cast members include Bruce Boxleitner, Olivia Wilde, Beau Garrett and John Hurt. According to the teaser trailer shown at the 2008 and 2009 Comic Con, the film will be presented in Disney Digital 3-D and IMAX 3D.

Coolest Kid Ever!!!

Is this a midget? No kid should be able to dance like this!!

Thursday, July 23, 2009


A Denver police officer has been charged with felony menacing for allegedly brandishing his gun at a McDonald's restaurant after getting tired of waiting for his food. Derrick Curtis, 29, Saunders also face charges of prohibited use of a weapon, reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct.

An employee at the Aurora restaurant told investigators that two Denver police officers were waiting for their food at the drive-through window May 21 when one grew impatient and pulled his gun.

No one was injured.

Denver police spokesman Sonny Jackson told The Denver Post that Saunders had been suspended with pay and would be put on unpaid leave once the department is formally notified of the charges.
IS IT THAT SERIOUS MAN?!?! You don't some crackers or donuts you can eat while you wait? What the WHAT?!?!

Very suspicious.....

Gidget, the 15-year-old dog best known for her Taco Bell ad campaign, died of a stroke Tuesday in Los Angeles, California, said Sue Chipperton, her trainer.

Uttering the words "Yo Quiero Taco Bell," Gidget, a female dog, played a male dog in the commercials.

First things first, how in the world do they know the dog had a stroke?

Lastly, Michael Vick was recently let off of house arrest and released from FBI custody, the next day, Gidget, the 15-year-old Taco Bell dog died….coincidence?

I think not.


Jatech have developed an innovative retractable car door system that offers an unprecedented ease of entry and egress.

I am very impressed by this concept...THE VIDEO SUCKS...but great concept, however I have few questions.

How well with this work in a side impact accident?

When it rains or snows, does your car get really wet and filthy or what?

Not trying to be a downer, I love the concept and love what it would do for parking but just a little bit skeptical I guess, just the Oldschool in me.

I mean what happens when the car lands in the water?...because the car WILL LAND IN THE WATER!!!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Can't take a pill for stupid! reports.....

When John Madden attached his name to a football video game in 1989, no one could have seen its extreme popularity coming. The 2010 version of the game will be released August 14, and hordes of fans will be in line at midnight openings of video game stores around the country.

Apparently, Seattle Seahawks wide receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh will not be among them.

Houshmandzadeh did an interview with Colin Cowherd of ESPN Radio, and told the host he would be boycotting the latest version of the
game. He said he's not happy with his rating.

"I understand I averaged 10 yards a
catch, but it's the offense, not me. I'm not playing Madden no more until they get my rating right. ... I used to be the best in the world at Madden. I'm going to miss not playing it, but until they do me right, I'm not playing it any more."

You may want to know what this awful rating is for Houshmandzadeh. As Mike Sando notes, it's 91. The game rates him as the sixth-best receiver in the NFC.
Unless you're a direct relative of Houshmandzadeh's, it's hard to argue with any of the five (cover boy Larry Fitzgerald, Steve Smith, Anquan Boldin, Roddy White, and Calvin Johnson) rated ahead of Houshmandzadeh. All of this is probably a good thing for Seattle.

After all, Houshmandzadeh is portraying himself as a guy with a lot to prove, and the
sizable chip on his shoulder now includes this video game flap. Whether he actually buys the game, rents the game, or plays the game at a buddy's house is irrelevant. Some guys need the extra psychological boost that comes from feeling disrespected. If Houshmandzadeh is that kind of player, these latest comments will only help him as he starts his career anew as a number one receiver for the first time.

Here is the oldschool CLASSIC UNIVERSITY take on the this crap....

Wide Recievers are officially the Vagina of the NFL!


The Sun reports.....

An iPhone application which lets users find their nearest CANNABIS dealer
has been approved by Apple.

Simply named Cannabis, the £1.79 app
lets users search by city for their nearest medical cannabis suppliers, doctors,
clinics, lawyers and other relevant organizations.

It currently covers 13 US states which have passed laws allowing medical cannabis use, legal cannabis "coffee shops" across Europe and uses Google Maps for directions.

Makers the campaign group hope to add cannabis related news, menus, reviews and videos soon.

It is available from the Apple iTunes App Store now, and requires the iPhone 3.0 Software Update.

Seriously...I mean are you really serious about this Apple?!?!

If you listen real hard you can hear the car keys rattling, the garage opening, the Ferrari engine revving and the tires screeching as Snoop Dogg races out to the Apple Store to get a new iPhone with all the trimmings…LOL!!!


A friend ask me today….

"After thousands of years, why do Asian people still use chopsticks?
I guess they are not impressed by forks.”


Yeah it is funny but that is a great question. The Fork is a awesome invention, you can eat almost anything with them, and anything you cannot get with a fork we have the almighty Spoon, so what is the deal?

You can’t eat soup with chopsticks, you can’t cut your meat with chopsticks, I can barely pick up sushi with chopsticks, however chopsticks are quite unproblematic if you like stabbing yourself in the eye. Just ask me.

Plus a fork is so versatile, you can use a few fingers to hold a fork, just like chopsticks or you can make a fist and shove the fork right into the side of your fist and eat like a child if you wish. I love it either way.

Speaking of which, what if you have a baby and you are feeding your baby let's, do you use chopsticks? What does the baby use to eat his food once he is old enough to try? I know some very intelligent and athletic adults that cannot handle chopsticks, so what is baby supposed to do?

I mean what the fork man?!?!

I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!

Now you can dress like Batman while riding a motorcycle!!!

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I may just have to buy a motorcycle just so I can buy this Dark Knight Motorcycle Suit and stand next to my new bike!


The associated press reported…..

Authorities say former NFL star Steve McNair had a blood-alcohol level twice Tennessee’s legal limit for driving when his girlfriend shot him to death.
Tennessee Assistant Medical Examiner Feng Li said Monday that a toxicology report showed a trace amount of marijuana in the body of Sahel Kazemi. Police say the 20-year-old Kazemi shot McNair July 4 in a Nashville condo before killing herself.

Police say McNair was likely asleep when he was shot twice in the head and twice in the chest. Li said there was no way to tell from the report how long before McNair’s death he had been drinking. Kazemi was arrested for drunken driving in Nashville two days before the shooting. Police video of the arrest showed her telling the officer
that she was high.

WHO CARES?!!!??!!

The man was sleeping on the sofa he paid for in an apartment he was paying for after sexing a mistress he was also paying for…WHERE IS THE PROBLEM HERE!??!?!

This crap is a top story now days? It has to be all over the news that a man was drunk and sleeping when some crazy broad shot him to death!! Question… drunk do you have to before you DON’T get shot while sleeping on your own couch. That is the only news I am interested in seeing. I am so sick of the media sensationalizing every little detail of every story. Regular people die everyday, there are major tragedies going on in the world like, war, hunger, natural disasters and all they have to talk about is Steve McNair’s blood-alcohol level?


The man in the tight black suit does it again!!! Michael “THE PLAYMAKER” Irvin came up with another winner…4th and LONG, the new reality show on Spike TV. Last Night the new hit show came to a head and we now have a winner, Jesse Holley.

4th and LONG is the reality show where the former superstar and Superbowl winner Michael Irvin, takes 12 former NFL prospects that did not make it to the NFL for different reasons and give them another chance to be the 80th player on the Dallas Cowboys preseason roster.

Holley, who played four years at North Carolina before brief stints with the Cincinnati Bengals and British Columbia Lions of the Canadian Football League, was working for a security monitoring company and selling cellphones. At 25, he believed his football career was over.

On Monday night, Holley, a wide receiver who was a member of the Tar Heels'
2005 national championship basketball team, was anointed the winner of Michael
Irvin's 4th and Long on Spike TV. His prize is the 80th and final roster spot when the Cowboys report to training camp in San Antonio on July 28. Holley is listed as 6-3, 215 pounds with 4.5-second speed in the 40-yard dash.

Irvin said that in addition to his physical abilities, Holley is one of the quickest learners he has seen. "He'd pick up things immediately," Irvin said. "If I am a coach and I see him implement something right away, I know I have a player."
Just before Irvin's verdict, Jones told the three finalists, "If one of you is the
ballplayer that Michael and Joe and Bill say, you've got a chance be here. Clear
your Sunday afternoon calendar cause you are going to be spending it out here
with a big star on your helmet."

Holley will be the 11th wide receiver in camp. The Cowboys likely will keep five. Veterans Roy Williams, Miles Austin, Sam Hurd and Patrick Crayton appear to be safe bets to make the team. He will have to prove himself an invaluable special teams player. "Outside of Roy Williams, I'm not looking at a guy that is head and shoulders above Jesse," Irvin said.
The holdover receivers might take exception to Avezzano, the former Cowboys
special teams coach, who during the finale said, "Holley is a flat-out solid
receiver and can be better than some of the backups the Cowboys have right

I personally watched every episode and with the exception of Michael Irvin’s extremely tight black attire, it was an excellent show. The show was ALL ABOUT football and presenting a very good football player to the Dallas Cowboys training camp, a team that Irvin CLEARLY LOVES!

In my humble opinion that is just what THE PLAYMAKER did, he gave the Cowboys Jesse Holley, former Tarheel standout, and he will make that team and I for one cannot wait to see him play with that star on his helmet.